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18-05-2007, 06:46 AM
INDIAN ENGLISH
An Italian, French and
Indian went for a job interview in England .
They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun.
I see the green grass
and I hope it will be a pink day."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,
a green
pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.
Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
"green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow"
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
An Italian, French and
Indian went for a job interview in England .
They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun.
I see the green grass
and I hope it will be a pink day."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,
a green
pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.
Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
"green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow"
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL